We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am available for nakedness
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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