I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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