Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just cropdusted the office
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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