Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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