We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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