I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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