Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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