she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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