How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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