i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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