Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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