True but thats because hes a fetus.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.