i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night