Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.