i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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