hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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