that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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