Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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