I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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