Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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