all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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