she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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