You surviving the open bar?
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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