I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
