I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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