there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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