It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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