Im at strip club and am horny
youre lurking in front of me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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