dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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