Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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