Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well you can't waste a boner
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
