Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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