love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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