Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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