Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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