you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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