We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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