OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Send help, water and tortillas.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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