Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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