You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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