then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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