To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Found the puke drawer
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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