I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize