This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just want to make out with him forever
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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