Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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