Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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