we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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