Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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