Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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