Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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