Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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