I don't think brook has ever known best
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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