You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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