she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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