You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just found a bag of teeth...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
